Have you seen Ricky Gervais’s recent series Derek? Yes, me too. 

Recently, someone created a video which had the character Kev repeating the phrase “hand pump after hand pump” over and over again for 10 minutes. Ricky challenged people to create their own dance mix of it. I know I went a bit beyond that here, and went all musical and everything, but never mind. If this doesn’t provoke some kind of reaction in you, you’re not human. It might make you laugh, you might like the music, it might disgust you, it might freak you out a bit, or it might just irritate you. It’ll do something though.