Ice cream crime scene.
Man in blue jeans
Force feeds ducks cheese.

City park bench fight.
Man wearing green tights
Smears dog with Marmite.

Lake splash, “help” shout.
Shocked public all about,
Running after nasty lout.

Man emerges, wet clothes,
Punches lout on the nose.
Yoga baby sucks toes.

Police come, take names.
Everyone says the same.
“Things just went insane!”

Hot air balloon lands
On the roof of Poundland.
Everybody claps their hands.

Summer breeze, trees blow.
Blue sky, boats, row.
Kids come and go.

Ice cream daydream.
Things blurry, it seems.
Sunshine and screams.