Who Am I?
You have clicked the “Who Am I?” link, so I can only assume that you don’t know who you are and you are trying to find out. Try looking in the mirror, or asking your friends, if you have any. If you have tried these things, and they haven’t provided you with the answer, or you don’t have any friends or a mirror, or your friends are compulsive liars and your mirror is covered in vomit from that time when, whilst under the influence of some kind of hard illegal chemical substance, you thought battery acid would make a nice refreshing beverage…then try writing to the following address for help:
The Place That Helps You Find Out Who You Are
0 Nowhere Street
If you came here wanting to know who I am, you don’t need to know who I am. There’s far too much of that kind of thing on the internet these days, and I’m sick of it.
Now stop wasting time here trying to find out my name, address and personal details in order to eat my cats and rape my friends, and go and see some more stuff that I created, which is what this site was created for.
Of course, in truth, if you really must know…
We are none of these things.
You are the Dreamer, not the Dream.
And so am I.